A Rock Called HerbertA Rock Called HerbertA Rock Called Herbert by crazy241hp
Herbert was a rock. He did not enjoy being a rock for there is nothing for a rock to do. So, Herbert just lay there and did nothing the first 17 years of his life. One day some drunken human boys came to the forest. They grabbed some other rocks and started chucking them around. Suddenly, something hard fell on Hebert's head.
"OW!" he cried.
"Sorry," the other rock said.
There was silence.
"Well this is awkward," Hebert pointed out.
"I guess we should introduce ourselves, I'm Peach," Peach said.
"Hey, I'm Herbert," Herbert replied.
"Do you want to get married?" Peach asked.
"Umm sure," Herbert said.
And so, Herbert and Peach were happily married for 3½ years. One day the drunken boys came back. They took Herbert and threw him into the river where he drowned and died.
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